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mewsomniac

Hello! I'm mewsomniac. I've been writing since 2004 and have published hundreds of different writing pieces. These range from large multi-chaptered works to small drabbles, and most are FanFiction.
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After some serious reflection on what I want in my creative and professional life,
I've decided to open up writing commissions for the first time EVER!
Let's bring your story ideas to life!

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I've mostly written FanFic for Kingdom Hearts. Recent works in progress have included Genshin Impact, Persona 5, and My Hero Academia. I'm open to diving into any fandom, so let's talk about it!

writing samples

I write in just about any genre and style. Here are a few of my favorites listed in order of word count.They have many different aesthetics and take place both in and outside of their canons. A variety of ships are included, too!All below samples are rated T for teen audiences and up.┍━━━━━━━♔━━━━━━━┑
Kingdom Hearts Fanfiction
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A Certain Kind of Loneliness
▫ Genre: Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Romance
▫ Feels: Lonely, tender, hopeful
▫ Ships: Venyus/Vanitas M/M
I wrote this in a short amount of time, but I think it's one of my best. I tried to capture the feeling of longing and love that's gone.
Seifer, You Suck
▫ Genre: Romance, Humor, Slowburn-ish
▫ Feels: Laid back, spricy
▫ Ships: Seifer / Hayner M/M
This was a slash fic request from my tumblr ask box!
The Millionth Story with a Name Like "Catharsis"
▫ Genre: Psychological Horror, Angst, Romance
▫ Feels: Esoteric, gritty, puzzling
▫ Ships: Sora/Kairi M/F, implied Riku/Kairi M/F
This fic was a massive experiment. I love it because it feels like a whirlwind of emotions and makes you question your sanity. I was inspired by works like Perfect Blue.
Sleeping Late & Lying Awake
▫ Genre: Romance, Humor, High School AU
▫ Feels: Lighthearted, cute, spicy
▫ Ships: Sora/Roxas M/M, light Xion/Roxas M/F
Slight NSFW with limes and implied lemons. Also a good example of writing for fetishes, including crossdressing, femboy, and piercings.
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Assassin's Creed Fanfiction
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Freedom & Faith
▫ Genre: General
▫ Feels: Freeing, comforting
▫ Ships: None
This fic is very old, but it represents a turning point in my writing and my willingness to experiment with new types of fandoms and genres.

commissions
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Noiz from Dramatical Murder is silently doing #hackerman stuff as he eats delicious and life-giving pizza. If he was speaking, he'd probably say, "I'm in" or something about mainframes.

By requesting a commission, you agree to these guidelines:
▫ You MUST be 18 years of age or older to commission any NSFW.
▫ I can only write in English.
▫ Please allow 1-3 weeks for finishing Commissions (especially if I'm exploring any fandom that might be new to me!)
▫ Commissions are for personal use only and cannot be submitted to any account other than mine.
If you want to opt-out of publishing, let me know before I start writing.
▫ Commissions submitted must be minimum 1,000 words and can be up to 10,000 words.
NOTE: After 10,000 words, stories will start at 1.5x the rate, and the total will be the price per word multiplied by the total word count you request. See example in the table below.
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Commissions are subject to approval and may be rejected for any reason.
Thanks for understanding!
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How does payment work?
▫ As of right now, I take Cash App ONLY.
▫ I will ask for half the cost upfront and the other half when the story is finished.
NOTE: I will only charge for words written, so if I go under the word count, you will only be charged for the exact amount of words. Additionally, if I go over our agreed-upon word count it will be at NO additional cost to you. :)

Price per WordWordsTotal
$0.011,000$10
$0.015,000$50
$0.0110,000$100
$0.01510,000+$150+

WILL WRITE 👍🏻

  • OCs (if you can, please provide as much info about their looks and personality as possible!)

  • All genres & all alternate universes!

  • Any sexual orientation or gender identity.

  • SFW romance, including citrus, orange, and hints of lime.

  • Most NSFW romance (18+ only), including full limes and lemons. I'm open to discussing options!

  • Mild recreational drug use (18+ only): alcohol, cigarettes, cannabis, pills, psychedelics, stimulants.

WON'T WRITE 🚫

  • P*dophilia in any way, shape, or form.

  • Extreme or graphic NSFW content, including noncon, guro/gore, necrophilia, scat, and anything underage.

  • Inflation, emaciation, impregnation, vore.

  • Extreme drug abuse, such as heroin.

  • Real people or real people shipping.

»»—— Fandoms I'm Most Comfortable With ——««
Kingdom Hearts
Genshin Impact
Jujustu Kaisen
Cyberpunk 2077 / Edgerunners
Dramatical Murder
Danganronpa 1 & 2
Persona 5
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Fruits Basket
Miraculous Ladybug
My Hero / Boku No Hero Academia
Steven Universe
Ben 10 (oldie but a goodie)
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I'm open to writing in any fictional fandom!
Please just allow a little extra time on your
commission so I can familiarize myself. :)
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Ready to get started?
Fill out this form with your chosen...
▫ Fandom
▫ Genre
▫ Ships
▫ Word count
▫ Overview of plot (we'll brainstorm more together!)
Please allow 3-5 business days for a response

beta reading°˖✧OPEN✧˖°
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To get to the job I have now, I worked on several campuses as a freelance writing tutor and academic assistant. I also know how it feels to be stuck on a writing project, so I'd love to help you!(b ᵔ▽ᵔ)b ✧˖°
Beta reading requests are subject to approval and may be rejected for any reason.
Thanks for understanding!
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What to expect...
1 ▫ You send me a beta reading request and we discuss what areas of your work you'd like help with.
2 ▫ I'll ask for a .docx so I can access the file in Microsoft Word.
3 ▫ Using MS Word's commenting feature and/or in-line editing, I will annotate your work with notes on areas of your choosing. (This could be character development, plot structure, questions I have as a reader, etc. I can also edit and proofread for things like grammar, sentence structure, and more.)
4 ▫ Please allow 1-2 weeks for completion. When I'm done, I'll let you know and you can send the remainder of the payment.
How does payment work?
▫ As of right now, I take Cash App ONLY.
▫ Beta read works must be a minimum of 1,000 words.
▫ Please provide 30% of the total amount up front. I'll let you know when I finish beta-reading your work, and you can send the rest. :)
NOTE: Every time you submit a story, you get a digital "punch". Then, your 5th beta reading is 50% off! ← (Maximum 10,000 words and does not count for academic papers.)

Price per WordWordsTotal
$0.0051,000$5
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$0.00510,000$50

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Writing an essay or paper?
If you have an academic paper under 10 pages
that needs review, I charge a flat rate of $20.
Interested or have questions about this?
See below for contact info!

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Ready to get started?
Complete this form with information on your story, including...
▫ Fandom, genre, and ship (if applicable)
▫ Word count
Specifics on what you need assistance with
(for example: character chemistry, word choice, brainstorming, grammar)
Please allow 3-5 business days for a response

where to find mew

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Over the years, so many incredible and wonderful people have supported my work. Beacuse of you, I was able to slowly start pursuing my passion as a career! Thank you for everything. :)Below you can find my regular haunts, including where I post my fics.┍━━━━━━━━🔞━━━━━━━━┑
Fics marked E or M are
NSFW & 18+ ONLY
ALL characters depicted are 18+
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additional resources

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I believe in harm reduction.Wikipedia's Definition:
Harm reduction, or harm minimization, refers to a range of public health policies designed to lessen the negative social and/or physical consequences associated with various human behaviors, both legal and illegal.
I think it's important to tackle difficult topics in a safe place. For me, exploring these topics through my writing is what helped me deal with them. I know it's the same for many readers and aspiring writers.A lot of my fanfiction deals with difficult themes, peculiar concepts, or just smut. Because of this, I always try to provide resources for those that need them.


Consent, Interpersonal Violence, and Suicide Prevention: